HELP!!!

I had this really great topic to write about and I have completely forgotten it.This is because I have spent the last hour rebooting, cleaning and begging my computer to function. My computer dude from this summer is not returning my begging calls .I hope he, his wife ,kids and dog all have the stomach flu.If anyone knows the number of a computer person who makes house calls to Washington Heights,please pass along. This is costing too much of my life!